Now listen very very carefully Woo-Bee because I will explain this only once: ‘It is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position. A player is in an offside position if nearer to his opponent's goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent.
A player is not in an offside position if in his own half of the field of play’. “Tizit”
“Don’t interrupt, this is very very important.... if level with the second last opponent, if level with the last two opponents’.
“Tizit, you’ve become very English”. “What do you mean”.
“Well, all this football rubbish—have you forgotten about our national Walesland sport—rugbee”.
“Rugbee, so you want rugbee do you, well then let’s have a scrum”.
