Why is it that whenever something happens in this household I am in the middle of it. Time to take action.
Take this down occifer: "I was proceeding in a kitchenly direction when I heard a suspicious noise. I entered to investigate and found two suspicious felines participating in an act of reckless bin scavenging. I took immediate action and collected evidence. The felines named Dubious Douis and Twizzle the Swizzler were both given a FASBO (Feline Anti-Social Behaviour Order) and Douis was given an extra caution for too much bottom sniffing".
