Some humans coast watch, some humans bird watch...Muddle and I we guinea watch. This is another good reason not to go in the garden because Muddle says these guineas have huge teeth and long claws. The other reasons for not going into the garden are:1. Frogs ... slimy and taste terrible
2. Slugs ... go all yellow when you squish them
3. Snails ... slimy
4. Rain ... ruins my fur
5. Great flapping grey things called wooden pigeons
6. Other cats without manners or catiquette
But I do have a lovely tale about Snowdrop Fairies which I will tell you sometime.
