Is it something I said?

I was very happy to see last night that Ruud van Nistelrooy did not play for Dutchland last night. Thatman (mymum says I am not to call him that anymore so I now call him mydad - he changes mypoo box). Mydad said it was because the Dutchland manager Marco van Basten put in the Bee Team because Romania are not very good.
Here I am with Douis and Black Blob Muddle telling them all about football - and in the middle of telling them the offside rule they went and did something else - just like mymum does when mydad goes on about offside rules, corners, penalties.

The vet!

Pass me the paper please. I just love Private Eye and think Ian Hiss-Slop is fab even though he has no fur on his head.
Now here is a picture of my gorgeous vet. He is not trying to strangle me - I had just given him one of my special finger chews and as you can see from the smile on his face this made him very happy. He has a lovely accent and is from South Africa and has some sheep there. He said the spot in my ear could be caused by my ears folding over when I sleep or I am going through Pew-Bertie and that my hormoans are doing strange things. I let him put some cream on my ears but only under the condition I could chew another of his fingers. I now weigh 1.85 kilos - still a little less than Victoria Beckham (her husband plays football but couldn't do it this year because they couldn't find enough English players for the team because Wane Rooney is getting married, David Owen is too tired, and Gazza is not very well (I hope he gets better soon because I think he is very compassionate man) and David Beckham is too old and lives in America and has to make sure his wife has lots of jewellery and dresses because she can't sing very well. I have heard that Dutchland are playing football again tonight so thatman will be jumping up and down again. I hope van Nistelrooy plays properly this time and that the ref is not asleep. I still think rugbee is better than football.

Douis is back!

My lovely friend Douis is back and now I am teaching her some magic tricks. This first one is how to make a hamster disappear. Then I wanted to make Douis disappear again but she won't get in the magic box. Hmmmm.

What happened?

Hmmmm...I seem to have forgotten the other part of the magic trick so I wonder where Douis is. Oh well I am so exhausted from mew-baying the other day - it was 5p listing day - will have a nice sleep and then get Douis back. Now how did it go ... mew presto ... magic paw .... cattacadabracat .... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Magic trick

Laydees and gentlemen I present the incredible disappearing cat trick. First you see her, then I wave my Magic Paw (TM) and mew presto she has vanished!

Everybody dance now!

I heard that my friends Julia and Andy are going Salsa dancing so Douis and I have decided to show them a few moves.
1. First you choose a partner
2. They show you a couple of moves because they think you are a complete novice
3. Then you amaze them

Did you know if you double click on the photos they will supersize - give it a try.

Does my bum look big in this?

I have now made good friends with Douis. She is a funny cat. She is only two years and has already been in three homes. Some people don't understand us felines at all. She is very quiet until I tell her it is time to eat and then we start a chorus. I haven't quite got to grips with Black Blob Muddle but he will succumb to my Siamese charms soon. After all peace is much better than war. Playing is much better than fighting.

HH the Dalai Lama: When we feel love and kindness toward others, it not only makes others feel loved and cared for, but it helps us also to develop inner happiness and peace.