Gilliand and Pauline

They are now queuing up to pose with me! The first photo is Gillian - she lives in London and is a teacher. I love her hair. The next photo is Pauline (Gillian's mymum) - she comes from the Caribbean and smells of spices. She has a husband called Charlie who is a poet and is Irish - just like W B Yeats. As you can see even Twizzle wants to cuddle up. I love my new home - it is very funny.
I went to the vet today. I had some drops put on my neck and was weighed and I am 1.7 kilos - almost as much as Victoria Beckham.

Day Eleven

As I promised I am putting some photos of people who I have allowed to come into the house. The first photo is Suzanne - she came with her really big dog (even bigger than Treacle) so I made a my hair stand on end until I was a giant and he went away. Suzanne is lovely - she smells of incense and paint and says she is a pagan and that nature is the most important thing in the world. She has two cats and one has gone missing so I have been purring to The Great Cat to bring him home. The second photo is Mike who smells like trees, wood, sand and has a very furry face. He is a falconer and a writer and I liked him because he was wearing a cashmere sweater the same colour as my eyes. He talked about art. The third photo is Anne (Mike's Queen) - she has painful hips so I sat on her to make her feel better. It seems they have a dog as big as a house called a Great Danish and another dog called a Jack Rustle. Anne smelled a bit like Mike but also of chocolate pudding. I was very lucky to escape the vet yesterday but I have found out I am going tomorrow - Wessel won't be there so you will have to wait for a photo. I know he is from South Africa and used to play rugbee.

Day Ten

As you can see I have allowed Black Blob Muddle to share my breakfast. Mymum found a flea on me today - I don't know what that is but it seems I am going to see a very handsome vet called Wessel today. I will see if I can get his photograph. I am sleeping in the sun after having done a good hour on mew-bay (it is half-price listing today!). I've been reading a very interesting book on philosophy - I especially like Kant because he says knowledge arises through experience except for what is inherent within us. As you can see Black Blob Muddle has experienced the fact that he can eat with me on friendly terms (so therefore has gained knowledge through experience) even though his inherent nature would be to chase me and steal my food. After sleep it is back to mew-bay.

Day Nine

I told you I am going to show you some peculiar furry things that live in the house. The first and last photos are of the biggest furry thing I have ever ever seen in my 15 weeks. It is called Treacle and it smells weird - smells like warm earth and pond weed. Mymum says it is a retired gun dog so I better not upset it. I quite like him because he is nice and warm.
Then in the middle photo look what these two have done to mymum's computer chair. I gave them a good telling off. They are called Guinea Pigs and they do funny looking poops that look like cat nibbles but taste disgusting. They live in the garden which I haven't been in yet and I don't want to because I have heard there are fish, toads and frogs out there.

Day Eight

This is the greatest toy ever invented! As you can see it makes me invincible against Black Blob Muddle (photo 1) and Black Blob Twizzle (photo 2). Mymum told me that Twizzle is 25 years old - that's almost as old as Mewthusela. I've also met some other peculiar furry things but I will tell you about them tomorrow.

Day Seven. In loving memory of Sia & Mese

I asked mymum why I could smell other Siamese smells in the house but I couldn't find any other Siamese. She told me they had gone to The Great Cat. This made her very sad but then she found me. Shall I tell you what a Siamese smells like - imagine lavender, roses, snow, sea breezes, cinnamon, warm maple syrup and you are about 1% there. I am now eating my food on the floor - a little bit away from the black blobs because my food is more delicious than theirs. I have also met the boss (so he thinks) of the household called Black Blob Muddle. He taught me some felinese words I had never heard before.
First photo is Mese, second is Sia, third is me, four & five me & Black Blob Muddle.
By the way, you may have heard the rumour that the Great Cat rested on Day Seven - She didn't - She created Siamese

Day Six

Bonus points...not a touch screen...I'm too fast for it so it can't keep up with me...think I'll have a look at MewTube. Hope mymum doesn't notice the scratches on the screen. Hello Tasha - I have lots of beds here and at night I sleep under the feather duvet and I get breakfast in bed when thatman brings mymum her coffee. He then disappears for a few hours which is great because I get all the attention.

Day Five

Well a girl has to eat you know ... how else do you think us Siamese keep our sylph-like figures? Hello Sarah ... thank you for your message. I hope you can come and visit one day. It is nice here but I do miss you as well.

Day Four

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Miaow about busy. This mew-bay thing is great - but what with the packing, the brown tape that sticks to my teeth, the walk to the Post Office I am exhausted.
I was told today that I come from Whales - do you know where that is? I looked up a picture of a whale and I don't like I look like one. Maybe someone made a mistake. I looked up cat in Whalespeak and it is cath. It's time for my nap now. Mymum is going to the dentist this afternoon to have a tooth out. I have the place to myself again. Party time!

Day Three

Today I discovered a small white furry thing called a hamster. It looks a bit like me except smaller. One of the black blobs said I am meant to eat it but I didn't want to so I washed it instead. I have discovered that the female human is called 'mymum' and the other human with no fur and ears on the side of his head is called 'thatman'. Mymum has a nice voice and says hello when she comes into the room. Thatman has a deep voice which makes me tremble a bit. The black blobs sit on him the most and the big barking thing goes out with him for an hour which is good because I have lots of time to spend with mymum. I woke her up this morning by biting her on the end of her nose which made her laugh so I will do that every morning now as it makes her happy. Mymum has something called Lupus which makes her tired and sleepy which is good because I like to sleep too.

Day Two

I like this sleeping thing. I am very cumfy mumfy. It's a bit noisy here though what with the two black blobs making funny noises and the big thing makes such a racket I almost fell over. Still they will know who is boss in a few days. I am now going to be very busy on mew-bay as I have found lots of things to sell in the house so I can afford all the little luxuries of life.

Day One

Here I am at 14 weeks old. It was a long drive to get here and I had to keep checking the AA Routeplanner because my WahWah had broken down. The M11 was a bit daunting with lots of objects going at more than 10 purrs an hour. This is a funny house I have come to live in - there are two black furry blobs that human calls cats but I've never seen anything like them. Another huge furry thing which is a dog - if anyone knows what that is can they tell me. I am very tired now so I am going to sleep.