This is only half my collection. What I would never own or wear are: Wellingtons (Hunters or otherwise - generally worn by townies to make themselves look like countryfolk or people obsessed with labels - they look especially stupid on short men), trainers (only to be worn by athletes), or stilettos (only for chavs and those under 25).
My collection is not what you would call practical but I don't walk through mud or slush so I prefer pretty, pink and Prada (oops label!)
